fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

by KVMAN October 9, 2007

titty dribble

when a small amount of milk secretes from a breast when you become aroused or hot.

is that titty dribble or are just happy to see me?

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

by mike tarudo June 20, 2010

Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011

Titty Jelly

When a man has climaxed in the area between your tits. Titty Jelly.

Bob : "I'm going to totally give you some Titty Jelly!"

Sue : "Oh yay! I love me some Titty Jelly!"

by The Kabob Duo April 9, 2009

Titty whipped

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She whipped his face with her big titty. She titty whipped him.

by Puddle Muffin June 13, 2020

shitty titty

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.

John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.

by bluedevil627 August 18, 2011