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Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
by URM November 22, 2006
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BOLT-ON TITS

"she had a wonderful set on bolt-on tits"
by paulie g krueger March 24, 2008
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Big Tits

A usually sylicone stuffed subtance that most males seem to enjoy sucking on until it turns a deep purple.
Sluuuuurrrrp!
by Movieman November 5, 2003
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Bitch tits

Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.
"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."
by Courtney April 8, 2005
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Tits to the Moon

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.
After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!
by DIzzy the Jackal January 31, 2009
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titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.
(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)
by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011
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Tits a poppin

A phrase to describe a woman having no other redeemable qualities or otherwise noteworthy distinctions besides her abnormally large breasts

To describe something as being awesome
"Ole tits a poppin is really rocking those things at the end of the bar"

"That last game of Battlefield was pretty tits a poppin you guys"
by bearflash April 10, 2012
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