douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

free thinker

Generally, an elitist misanthrope who is infatuated with his pretense of learning.

Jane: I am a free thinker!
John: You get what you pay for.

by Robert O'Brien June 17, 2006

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

[thinker]

a thought

i had a thinker what if we could go 2 mars on our bikes

by 11red87 October 14, 2008

Brice Ticker

A person who is completely whipped by his girlfriend, does everything she says even when he doesn't want to

Brice Ticker is in a relationship with TJG

by themanyourmancanbe December 22, 2010

Methany Tinderella

A thic white bitch tweeked out on meth, who fucked over 60 tinder matches in the summer of 2019. She is also wanted by several law enforcement agencies at any given time and will suck your dick like her freedom depended on it.

Did you know that Methany Tinderella is also know as the Tricounty Fuck Slut?

by TinderellaONice November 16, 2019

Tinderella

A really hot girl on a dating app called Tinder

Sam: Hey Tom, had any luck on Tinder yet ?
Tom: Dude I got a match with a Tinderella, and I fucked her!

Sam: Nice work dude

by weaby15 October 22, 2013