rape thoughts

Wtf is wrong with you

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest

by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

anxietal thoughts

When you (see) or (hear) something so (disturbing) it drives you into a (never ending) spiral of anxiety

Seeing myfriend Zoe make disturbing faces at me gave me loads of anxietal thoughts.

by soccer mommy June 4, 2018

Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.

Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.

by Naturerules July 28, 2018

Benzenous Thought

A thought that circles back on itself in a never ending infinite loop like a snake eating it's own tail, but leads the thinker to epiphanies, like when Kekule discovered the shape of the Benzene ring.

The chicken or the egg which came first, contemplation of this benzenous thought led the Buddha to moksha

by MM007 September 3, 2018

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018