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Did my thing. 

What a pervert says when he gets to a point in a conversation where he thinks what he is about to describe is too much for his audience to handle.
Christopher: So I was at the laundromat with Carl and realized we were alone. So I, you know...did my thing. Then I pulled up my pants and went home.

Lisa: Wait! What the fuck does that mean?

Christopher: You know...did my thing.
Did my thing. by Mr Poopypants April 14, 2017
Related Words

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen 

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

Foul little thing 

Nasty little person
"Foul little thing" is that nasty person everyone loves to hate

Old Thing 

An “old thing” refers to relationship. When someone uses “old thing,” it’s typically because they have nostalgic sentiment for it.

When someone says they want “the old thing back,” (which is the context it is used in majority of the time), it means that they want things to go back to the way they were before. They miss how things were between them and their ex. It is usually used when substantial time has passed between the present and the relationship they had with their ex, OR there has been a long period of time since things went south in their relationship with their ex.
Devin: “Yo I saw Aline earlier at McDonalds.”

Omari: “Forreal? Damn I miss that girl. I want that old thing back...”
Old Thing by DeltaIndiaCharlieKilo January 20, 2018

Cutest thing ever 

My girl is the cutest thing ever
Cutest thing ever by Nicole’s mans February 26, 2018

Chow Ding Sweet Thing 

If your technically good-looking, clever and like tequilas, this is basically a substitute for "goodbye"
Sarah : Bye Sweetums, i must depart, see you tomorrow, for that luncheon
Laura : Chow Ding Sweet Thing, oh and wear that paisley-patterned dress!