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Loop Theory

A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.
In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!
by MathScribe February 24, 2009
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Lollipop theory

When a guy or girl dates a bunch of different people until they find out which is the best for them.
John: I see you have a new girlfriend
James: No, I'm just testing out this lollipop theory.
by Mr. Slang February 7, 2010
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The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks
That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.
by Miria May 12, 2014
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Kesler's Theory

Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
by porky pie January 20, 2022
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Germ Theory

An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen
Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...
by BillNyeIsASellOut October 1, 2020
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Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise
by EmreLovesMilfs May 9, 2022
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chitterlings theory

Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.
1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!

2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.
by darkking777 December 20, 2010
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