loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010

Rings of Power

Rings of Power is a series made by Amazon with an immense budget that ended up being a financial disaster due to its hypocrisy and focus on identity politics rather than on the story. You Ringed of Power something, or you RoP something, means that you miserably failed, without being honest with yourself and others.

"Oh no, your RoP your exams!" or "Oh no, you Rings of Power your exams!" or "Oh no, you Ringed of Power your exams!"

by Brynjolf7 June 13, 2023

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

ring arounder

When one of your turds is long enough to go around your toilet bowl

Man I just just took a ring arounder and the bathroom stinks

by Neb Martin February 12, 2017

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013