Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

The Vision Test

A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.

The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2021

tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

Gay Vision

A version of Vision from the Avengers but he has every stone and he flys around naked and is rainbow colored and all powerful even more powerful than darkseid himself from fortnite

Nigga: "Damn nigga were gonna die!" White male: "No look its Gay Vision!"
*Gay Vision saves worlds*

by SarcasticSpastic April 26, 2019

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel

Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision

by daisydog November 9, 2006