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Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people
by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017
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Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.
Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021
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Toastered

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021
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Toaster

A very cool person I met on SCP SL very swag
Toaster is swag as hell
by HarperSmyle October 15, 2021
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Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices
Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts
by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021
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toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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