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Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday
by Namedtoby March 10, 2020
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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
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toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
by violanos January 11, 2011
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
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Toastered

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021
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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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