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Let the side down 

WASP approved apology for when you're confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct with an underage person. When faced with undeniable evidence such as a photo the key is to always deny (preferably by way of a categorical denial), and say that it can't be you in the photo because you don't sweat. Easy peasy. Saying you "let the side down" is just an admission of guilt for the feelings others feel towards you, so just go on being you champ!
"Why are the FBI still calling me, I admitted I let the side down..." -Prince Andrew, totally understanding that a request for info from a foreign law enforcement agency is something one can just deny with no issue, similar to declining to partake in a birthday party.
Let the side down by notprinceandrew December 13, 2020
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Drinking water over the sink

When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.
Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-

Turn on the sink 

Used when preparing to tell a secret or something no one else needs to know about.
"Ayo, turn on the sink, i got a kilo in the car."

The Simpsons Tapped Out 

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money

in the six 

when you take it right up the ass, especially when medical school professors screw you over in a big way.
That last test was a bitch, they really gave it to us in the six that time.
in the six by salty pirate January 27, 2007

the simpsons

The simpsons are on FOX.
the simpsons by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003

The Simpsons

TV classic thats still running today..so popular that the entire USA knows how hip and cool bart is, even more historic than disney's mickey..filled with so much laughs people still continue to watch its reruns for the 99th time for the past 20 years!
The Simpsons best scene ever:

(While Homer was attempting his perfect bowling game)

Lenny: "Miss! Miss!, This split you sold me is making me choke!"

Carl: "Can you at least call it a banana split?!"

Lenny: "What? I paid $7.10 for that split, so SPARE ME your GUTTER mouth!"

(Ball hits Lenny in balls)
The Simpsons by koikaze November 16, 2010