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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

Shit the bed, Margaret! 

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.
"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"

The Pro Shit 

Pros are the opposite of noobs. Pros pwn noobs like it's their job, and in some senses it is. Then they are 'The Pro Shit'... Can also be used to mean that something is cool, or something that pros do ritualistically. I, for example, eat Nachos BellGrande from Taco Bell, because it makes me Pro as hell at any FPS I play.
"No way! He knifed me? He's The Pro Shit"
"Nachos BellGrande is the Pro Meal"
"Betcha little n00bass didn't know I was The Pro Shit"
The Pro Shit by jroddrinksbeer February 15, 2006

Shit the bed 

To wake up much earlier than normal.
Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.
Shit the bed by RunBackDouble December 20, 2010

shit the bed 

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol
shit the bed by rundata May 10, 2010

I Just Shit The Entire Berlin Wall 

--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.

--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.

--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!