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Decatur Michigan

Decatur Michigan worse then Dowagiac, how
by Nigbob squarecock November 7, 2021
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Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod
I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday
by Musket man January 30, 2025
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Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
by СукаБлять March 20, 2024
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Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022
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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019
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Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.
Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.
by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025
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