hairy runway

the strip of hair that stretches from the belly button to the penis

You can say the hairy runway is the opposite of a gouche.

by Fransisco Tilde November 9, 2010

Bob-on-hairy

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals

"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.

Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018

Hairy Corndog

When the hair dressor is finished cutting your hair ,she takes your freshly cut hair and wacks you off with it .

I just went to the hairdresser down the road and she gives the best Hairy Corndog ever ...

by Kfry83 January 7, 2022

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

hairy cucumber

A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.

"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.

by bear shaver December 2, 2015

Hairy Woodpecker

Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.

Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"

Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."

by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010