Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.
by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011
Get the triple bag itmug. by Wedontplay1299 April 13, 2019
Get the Put bags on itmug. (noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.
Some signs of a tri-bag:
1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)
7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.
Some signs of a tri-bag:
1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)
7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.
I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”
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I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.
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I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.
by tgrbld April 5, 2015
Get the Tri-bagmug. Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!
by Loso_007 July 23, 2015
Get the kamikaze bagmug. by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
Get the A bag of dirtmug. The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.
To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.
I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010
Get the Glory Bagmug. a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.
by all for nothing April 18, 2008
Get the bag of hangersmug.