Knife

Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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Knife

A synonym for nice! Refers to the lyric, nein! from Rammstein's Du Hast.
Wife: hey babe, we got our stimulus check today.
Husband: Knife!
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baby1:the life of the wife is ended by the knife
baby2:the loif of the woife is ended by the knoife
by normal brownies November 08, 2022
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Knife

An object great for murdering. Oh and of course for cutting food and shit...
Sarah: Tasha! Get me the knife, I’m going to Brandon’s house!
Tasha: ...
by Pussysucker😋 April 26, 2020
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A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you
by Gnomer8 March 16, 2024
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When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.
Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!
by SonOfTheGreat January 13, 2015
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The ultimate weapon of destruction for sadistic, sarcastic, extremely toxic.
Person: U suck!
You: *stabs with knife* Not anymore!
by Dusttale Sans October 14, 2019
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