testcicle

a frozen rocky mountain oyster on a stick (as mentioned on EPISODE S1E1 Space Pilot 3000 of Futurama)

Guy: They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em "Tasty-cles"

Girl: We can't call them that.

Guy: Why not?

Girl: It sounds too much like those frozen rocky mountain oysters on a stick. You know, testcicles!

by teh_joe October 13, 2012

Tezticles

Prominent in-your-face testes.

"Easy on the tezticles. I don't want a stomach ache."

by BassEater May 27, 2009

Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.

Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling

by brotime9 November 9, 2010

testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008