Dori-TOES

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

by how did you find this October 3, 2021

topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

Gap Toes

Very beautiful girl except for her outrageously long and gappy toes. She is able to pick up cutlery and other utensils with toes as they can function like fingers. Usually found in girls whose features also resemble those of ants.

"Fuck! are those toes or fingers attached to your feet?!"

by The definition of perfectin is Laura December 14, 2004

toes

ugly things attached to your feet that you always end up stubbing forcing you to swear like a drunken sailor.

feet nibblets,
foot jam makers,
the fingers long lost brother

by n333m August 23, 2004

Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.

Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

Hammer Toes

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

by AGENTdavis August 31, 2006

toteski

extension of totes but for the polish

-are you going to the movie tonight?
-toteski.
-omg, you can't say that! you're not polish.
-so?

by Billy Marksi August 8, 2007