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wife-beater

something typically worn by guidos (b/c they're wife beaters). people who wear them can be all kinds of people not just guidos
Jim: Bob, look, a fat guido is wearing a wife-beater!
Bob: Cool, i will go get my baseball bat.
by wigger/guido hater March 29, 2008
mugGet the wife-beatermug.

Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.
by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021
mugGet the Yelling wifemug.

chloye wife

A Chloye Wife is someone who you are madly in love with and you can't take your eyes off them.
by Anon.. Lol May 14, 2021
mugGet the chloye wifemug.

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
mugGet the Festie Wifemug.

doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
mugGet the doof wifemug.

Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020
mugGet the Wife lifemug.

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
mugGet the Wife-sharingmug.

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