When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015
Get the morning mayomug. After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
Get the morning squirtmug. A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the Good morningmug. when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.
Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"
by OhThatsNasty August 9, 2015
Get the morning weaknessmug. When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
Get the morning snoringmug. A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022
Get the Morning Mimosasmug. by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019
Get the Morning Nilemug.