cock thirsty cum dumpster

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Thirsty bulldog

The Thirsty Bulldog was first noticed in Melbourne Australia. It is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. It involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans penis must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the buttocks. In it's extreme form the "bulldogger" will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the Thirsty Bulldog.

Scenario 1
Supporter Group 1 "You floggers got thrashed your team is shytte"
Supporter Group 2 "Hey look here we have captured you mother"
At this point Supporter Group 2 appoint themselve to the "Thirsty Bulldog" position.

Scenario 2
Plonker at pub:- "I've tried so hard to crack onto Lynn tonight but she thinks I'm a drunken todger"
Mate of Plonker:- " Hey your too good for her son...let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing...she'll soon come grovelling back"

Yeah what a great idea
Plonker then unleashes the thirsty Bulldog.

by COITDOG June 11, 2006

13 or thirteen

believed by many to be a unlucky number or to be of a bad age

an example would be a 12 year old turning 13 or thirteen > hormonal changes mood swings characteristic changes both positive and negative growth

by drinkmilk January 31, 2008

Dirty Thirties

The neighborhoods of 30th - 39th Avenue located in East Oakland CA. Home to perhaps the largest Latino community in Oakland as it's streets are commonly filled with Mexican Reastaraunts, Taquerias, Taco Trucks, Panaderias, and Mexican Supermercados.

What it do? You wanna hit up the dirty thirties tonight holmes?

by Blasphemous[Deity] June 28, 2006

thirsty

1.) wanting action in a sexual way, careless of the giver

2.) wanting sum sum

1.) he was so thirsty, he hit danielle up

by das ignant January 16, 2004

thirsty

A craving for water or other beverage to alleviate dehydration.

Sarah Silverman: "I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.”

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

by Bobby O. December 9, 2007