rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass

I gave her a greasy rusty caribou

by Rustybou January 13, 2018

Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.

My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.

by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015

rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022