A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.
When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'
by William0991 May 13, 2016
Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
by goldengash August 26, 2022
by bartholamue April 30, 2013
by bigCincincy September 30, 2015
This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 14, 2017
A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress October 28, 2015
A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 05, 2020