A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
by DrKize January 31, 2024
Get the slug on ranchmug. Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
Get the Ranchmug. When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
by Game is game May 13, 2024
Get the Ranch Mommymug. by Dasice September 23, 2017
Get the kool like ranchmug. When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
Get the Cock ranchingmug. 
It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022
Get the Ranch Backmug.