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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
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A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by Johngle arson October 13, 2025
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
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Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.
“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
Depends on that Ranch Rate!”
by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018
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Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.
I loved writing in ranch as a kid!
by NeoNation March 11, 2019
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National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.
Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!
by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018
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