A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
Get the ham ranchmug. A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by Johngle arson October 13, 2025
Get the You a long way from the ranch cowboymug. by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024
Get the Minnesota Ranch Cupmug. by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018
Get the Ranch Ratemug. The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.
by NeoNation March 11, 2019
Get the Writing in Ranchmug. April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.
by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018
Get the National Ranch Daymug.