headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.

... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

do the math

1: It's logical, especially without anyone else's opinions.
2: Figure it out yourself, especially without anyone else's wisdom.

NOTE: "Do The Math" to me is based on happenings that are correctly added up and bottom-lined.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 1, 2010

Sharia Math

Math problems that directly or indirectly leverage on dozens of man-made religious rules, which often discriminate against women and girls, that dictate how faithful Mohammedans ought to live among “infidels,” especially if they are the minority in the population.

Radical Islamist groups want certain math topics like percentages, probability, and statistics to be banned from a sharia math curriculum, because they promote interest rate earnings, unhealthy lifestyles, or gambling, which could lead students into unwholesome activities or vice, thus compromising their faith.

by MathPlus September 18, 2021

broken maths

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

parrallel maths

Some shit website used by keeners that have no life. Also the website dosent work properly whatever daft retard made it deserves a gold medal

Kid 1: have we got any homework
Kid 2: yeah that crap parrallel maths that only keeners get right

by Bimbo1239 December 3, 2018

Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.

Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.

by Fasters January 12, 2022