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Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015
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Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.
I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover
by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018
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Personality Hangover

(noun). The mental agony you go through the day after drinking when you recall your poor decisions from the night before. Caused most frequently upon hearing anything following the statement "oh my god last night you...". Symptoms: questioning your existence/wondering how ashamed your parents would be of you
I am having such a bad personality hangover that I googled AA in my area and contemplated ubering to a 4:30 meeting.
by petuniatakescollege March 11, 2018
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HANGOVER college!!!

A college for drug addicts and alcoholics, mainly for special education.
by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021
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Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole
"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".
by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019
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beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food
Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.
by flettch August 18, 2008
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Social Hangover

When you wake up clear in the head and feeling great otherwise, this is the sick feeling you get in the morning that you may have made a complete ass of yourself at the party the night before or offended several people you had never met before.
Guest: "Hey man, did I make a complete ass out of myself around your friends last night? I was pretty trashed."

Host: "No bud, you were actually pretty mellow. You just have a social hangover."
by BusyHunter October 18, 2008
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