creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

e-creep

Stalking out woman on websites and being a internet creeper

-Eden, what are you doing over there for so many hours.
-I'm on plentyoffish.com
-O, e-creeping again

by LikeaKing March 4, 2011

Cale The Creep

A person who is very tall. He decides to hangout with you randomly just to make you laugh. He sometimes can be really rude but also kind. Hes kind of ugly and he has hoes. HaHaAhahaHA. Kind of gay ngl. And probal pissed about this urban dictionary :)

OoOoOoOOOOooOOooOO the is Cale The Creep hes so wierd

by raethegae January 21, 2022

Creeping Crud

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

by bls1999 April 10, 2015

creeping gaywinder

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

deep-creep

doing extensive research (i.e looking at all their pictures and statuses)on a specific person on a social media website like FB or Twitter

I had to deep-creep on Alex's boyfried on FB and looked at all the pictures! He's a douche!

by Lisa Durham July 25, 2011

Creep Dude

a total wierdo that creeps you out

that dude from C btry is a creep dude

by zoso71 January 19, 2009