Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

Carpet Mafia

Another term for crabs/pubic lice

Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?

Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.

by CharaChan July 10, 2021

carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 29, 2020

Carpet Burner

Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.

John is such a Carpet Burner! Have you heard what he did to Sophia at the party?

by LoreOfThings January 28, 2019

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

carpet flash

When a girl flashes her pubes to another individual

When i was pulling down my pants, i accidentally carpet flashed my friend.

by daflashers April 1, 2015

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012