When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 06, 2023
When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 24, 2020
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023
by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 05, 2018