Swedish Fish

The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.

The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.

Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?

After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.

by Drock420 December 17, 2021

Swedish Jacuzzi

Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.

Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.

The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.

John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*

by BrokeBob404 September 30, 2020

Swedish Backflip

Consuming LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, and cannabis at the same time.

Yesterday I was tripping sack off of a Swedish Backflip

by flintnsteel October 23, 2022

Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025

Keep it Swedish

To remain neutral within controversial topics

With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish

by anonymousdude18527 December 18, 2020

Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023