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Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.
Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.
by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022
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swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
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6 in Swedish

It's pronounced like sex instead of six
Guy 1: Yo did that guy just say sex?
Guy 2: Don't worry bro he just said 6 in Swedish
Gut 1: Oh okay
by DykarDyksson October 6, 2023
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Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.
by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025
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Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023
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Swedish Backflip

Consuming LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, and cannabis at the same time.
Yesterday I was tripping sack off of a Swedish Backflip
by flintnsteel October 23, 2022
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