When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.
"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."
by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022
 Get the Stranger Dangermug.
Get the Stranger Dangermug. You're walking down the street with your friend; "oh hey look at that hot stranger"
" oh yeah he/she is hot!"
" oh yeah he/she is hot!"
by Centralpseudonymperk June 26, 2016
 Get the Hot strangermug.
Get the Hot strangermug. When walking on the sidewalk someone approaches walking the opposite direction, in order to go around you both go left, then right, then left again!
by Franksalot13  February 21, 2025
 Get the Stranger Tangomug.
Get the Stranger Tangomug. Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
 Get the Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.mug.
Get the Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.mug. THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE
parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.
if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.
if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?
then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021
 Get the Stranger Thingsmug.
Get the Stranger Thingsmug. On November 6, we celebrate this holiday. It is the anniversary of Will Byers getting captured by the Demogorgan in season one of Netflix’s Stranger Things.
by Amazetop333  November 6, 2019
 Get the Stranger Things Daymug.
Get the Stranger Things Daymug. 1. (noun) catchy, rhyming PSA with goal of warning loved little ones of almost certain doom waiting for them if the gap between them/unknown lurking “grownups“ is narrowed, or worse yet, closed! This type of evil knows no bounds, often disguised as trustworthy adult. “If you don’t know them but they want to know you, run the other way! Tell Mom/Dad ASAP!”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
An adult you do not know only wants you to get in their car so they can use the HOV lane on the way to Stranger-Danger Zone.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
by missile any September 27, 2025
 Get the stranger-dangermug.
Get the stranger-dangermug.