by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025
Get the Stalker mug.A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalker mug.Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.
by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023
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Get the Stalker mug.Abusively watching over every move of a person, kwithout their consent. In short, acting like Hassan or the CIA
What the fuck Hassan? Are you a stalker? You already know the social security number of all the teachers the teachers
by Cpt. Deguerecheff November 27, 2021
Get the Stalker mug.A woman so deluded by a cult that she believes she is the twinflame wish version of a soulmate of a celebrity. She will declare her love for said celebrity thousands of times over several years, despite only meeting them twice, and make up entire interactions that did not actually happen. Despite the celebrity setting boundaries, for example blocking her, the twinflame stalker will reject this boundary, which will only encourage the harassment further. A classic case of a narcissist, the twinflame stalker will blame the results of their behavior ie. condemnation of their abuse, on the victim and anyone who tries to sanction them for their harassment and continue her abuse.
‘Have you heard about the SPN twinflame stalker?’ ‘Omg is she still going?’’
‘Yes! I’m so glad I can distinguish between reality and fiction. I’m never naming my child Amber…’
‘Yes! I’m so glad I can distinguish between reality and fiction. I’m never naming my child Amber…’
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