spankies

Tight spandex shorts most commonly worn by dancers in rehearsal as well as performance.

I have all kinds of spankies from my high school's dance team, we wore yellow ones during our routine to Wonderwall.

by dancerrrzrus April 16, 2011

wee wee spank

masturbation... nuff said

i jus went n had a wee wee spank. it done me good

by w00t72 March 18, 2005

spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

spank

To masturbate, as in spank the monkey

Nothin' like a good ol' dry spank.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

monkey spank

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

by cupcarz June 25, 2005