Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Get the Spread-Eaglemug. by The Back Pussy Spread November 16, 2011
Get the spreadmug. a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015
Get the Kentucky Spreadmug. What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Trump-spreadingmug. When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Get the Tooth infection that spread to my brainmug. by duckzor June 4, 2016
Get the pay for a spreadmug.