when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .
I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!
What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .
What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .
by Poogi February 28, 2009
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My Roommate: You fucking Spreadhead, clean up your Taco Bell trash and turn down the music.
Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?
My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.
Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?
Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?
My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.
Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?
by Wallis Fuller August 18, 2006
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used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
by Looger May 18, 2005
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by Indigo7 October 8, 2018
Get the Spreadin' the taco butter mug.Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!
by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021
Get the spreads not too much mug.During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.
I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.
Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.
Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.
by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022
Get the spreadbanging mug.Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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