It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
by Hog wild November 09, 2018
A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019
A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 02, 2019
yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread
by furryspreader October 05, 2014
by Jaquavious Donqavious Bingus October 09, 2023
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019