sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

Sour Strip

When you pour citric acid into your asshole and later shart your pants leaving a "sour strip".

Man I just layed a sour strip in my pants.

by Real Sour Ham Man June 10, 2023

San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth

How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah

by Ericsegall April 3, 2021

sour twat

A dirty, disgusting and often bitchy/pissy twat

Shut up you litte sour twat!
Go wash yo sour twat!'

by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017

Sour head

When a chick gives you head after chugging a glass of buttermilk and gags so hard that she throws up on your junk but still keeps giving you head.

My girl was hungover from partying the night before and after breakfast she ending up giving me some sour head.

by FooF3663 March 31, 2022

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023