Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Soldier Appreciation Day

A day that soldiers should be given gifts and appreciated for there hardships

give soldiers something useful that they want on soldier appreciation day

by n booty pic for soldiers day February 1, 2022

Creamy Soldier

When you cum and your dick is still erect, so it resembles a soldier standing tall as he creams.

Person 1 - Woah bro, she gave me the creamy soldier last night!! It was awesome!
Person 2 - No way! Mine just gets soft bro!

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021

Homeless soldier

While this word often means literally a homeless soldier aka homeless veteran, in this case it referes to a soldier with no family or relatives this could be due to a rough relationship with their family or due to most of their family being deceased

person 1 : "why doesnt john ever call his family

person 2 : he has none hes a Homeless soldier

by zann3 August 7, 2021

Foot Soldier

People that derive sexual gratification from sticking their feet inside the buttholes of others.

"She told me to be her foot soldier so I oiled my foot up and slid it in her bum"

by Lid Boy September 24, 2021