sneaky dippin 

the act of having one's hands down a sexual partner's pants while making out.

Joe: "Yo beez... I was hella faded last night bra"
Presten: "DAMN! You were sneaky dippin with hella ho's foo."

sneaky dippin by Francine Cockerpoodle December 24, 2007

Sneaky Reed 

One who slips into butt sex unanounced

"Whoa! Slow down there sneaky reed"

Sneaky Reed by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

Sneaky Weins 

If the chick you're trying to holla at isn't down to fuck, you convince her to "take it slow" and then sneak your dick in once you get the panties off. Hence, sneaky weins.

Tommy is the king of sneaky weins - the bitches never see it coming!

Sneaky Weins by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

Sneaky Stiffler 

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.

"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."

Sneaky Stiffler by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009

sneak skeet 

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

sneak skeet by invasionpictures August 5, 2009

Sneaky Gorilla

A term coined by a local Minnesota Musician. To monkey punch someone then as they are blacked out, drop their pants and jam a banana up their ass after screaming a statement with "Sneaky Gorilla" in it.

The last thing that groupie remembers it "BLAAAAAM SNEAKY GORILLA BITCH!!!" Before waking up with a banana crammed in her asshole.

Sneaky Gorilla by TalkSic Terror October 5, 2009

Sneak-E-O 

a CEO who sneaks around responsibilities and the law for personal gain

Bernie Ebbers of WorldCom was a Sneak-E-O.
Jeffrey Skilling of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Kenneth Lay of Enron was a Sneak-E-O.
Dennis Kozlowski of Tyco was a Sneak-E-O.
Richard Scrushy of HealthSouth was a Sneak-E-O.
Sam Waksal of ImClone was a Sneak-E-O.
John Rigas of Adelphia Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
Gregory Reyes of Brocade Communication Systems was a Sneak-E-O.
Joe Nacchio of Qwest Communications was a Sneak-E-O.
James McDermott Jr. of Keefe, Bruyette & Woods was a Sneak-E-O.

Sneak-E-O by Vernacula November 15, 2010