Aqua Snap

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

See also "Launching the Sub"

I was busting for a nard, so I dived down for an Aqua Snap.

by abp January 16, 2008

crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap

Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap

by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016

Snap Drizzle

Flatulent followed by diarrhea

Dad: Omg open the bathroom door right fucking now
Daughter: omg I like just came in here hold on a min

Dad: Listen I got the mother effing snap drizzle you you don’t open this door right now I’m going right here where you have to walk through to….. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Daughter: jeez ok you don’t have to be so dramatic

by 2%’er February 14, 2022

doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.

Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!

by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013

Pearl Snap

Expelling trapped air from the pussy.

A qweef.

I was working on my lady and her pearl snap blew the covers off.

by Daedalus the Braless February 28, 2022

shock snap

when you say something to shock the person and then take a pic immediately after to capture their hilarious shock face.

haha look at the hilarious shock snap i took of her!

by buffy14 April 12, 2014

Snap Deal

A deal that is too good to pass up.

Tyler: “Normally this Pop! Funko is $500. I just purchased it for FIFTY!!!”

Zach: “Snap Deal!”

by ReptarTheKing December 17, 2019