Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004

snacka

a fat cracka, a fat white person, someone who eats those things at KFC too often

Look at that snacka, he must have some clogged arteries eatin all those KFC Snackers.

by KCIZZLE July 16, 2008

Smacks on the petro

Money for gas.

You got the smacks on the petro?

by chaneneh July 19, 2009

Snack Train

When a group of friends all get up at the same time to get snacks. Usually the group walks in single file to obtain the snacks. If the the snack station is lacking then the snack train derails.

friend 1 "Anybody wanna get snacks?"
friend 2 "Snacks buddy?"
friend 1 "All aboard the snack train!"

by YeacknBake September 24, 2014

Snackasaurus

Someone who constantly is snacking loves sweets, always hoarding snacks.

Natalie is a major snackasaurus found a bunch of candy hidden in her car.

by Manny Bodega January 17, 2017

snackaging

When you look at snack packaging and decide what something is, and whether or not you are going to like it.

We all know it's never good to judge a book by it's cover, but since nobody reads books anymore, except Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality, who cares? What about judging snacks by their packaging: Snackaging!

by ngue02 May 2, 2018

Hiawatha Snack

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.

That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.

by Cam81 July 21, 2008