slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

slapple

slap a nipple

Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"

by h0tp0ckets March 7, 2015

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Lipper Slipper

When you are slamming a dry puss and no lubrication available. You put in chewing tobacco and spit on her clit.

Becky got your drunk ass back to her trailer with her 3 kids. You find the Sahara desert down below. Put in a dip and hit her with the lipper slipper.

by Narnzulx March 23, 2018

The Covina Slipper

When your are banging a chic and you pull it out right before you are going to cum and blow it on her feet.

My girlfriend is always buying new shoes, so last night I decided to let her save her money and I gave her The Covina Slipper.

by jmadmax October 25, 2009

Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise

This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway

by Josh May 13, 2005