shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 6, 2017

pleasure shitting

defocating in your underpants to feel the sensation of hot feces in your butt crack and taint, and testicles. The sensation is refered to ss. being plessurable.

he was pleasure shitting whilst masturbating to highten his orgasm.

by okcandyman September 27, 2017

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

by Forest89 October 4, 2017

gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018