fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 17, 2019

Dirty Sjoerd

Telling one of your disguisting friends with cancerous feet to take their rotten stench elsewhere

Bilan, would you please remove your cancerous feet from my sight because im not a dirty Sjoerd.

by Cleanfeet June 4, 2020

Big Scone

Fantasy Football GOAT. Above Average Golfer. Mr Steal Your Girl.

I can never beat Big Scone in Fantasy.

by Trey Under Par November 22, 2021

Sonali Sonera

This is basically the girl of your dreams. With body so hot you would literally start evaporating if you come near her. She's the smartest of them all. She has a personality that anyone would die to have. She can be your homie and your sexiest fantasy come alive. She has the brains the booty the boobs and everything else you could ask. In one word she's just PERFECT.

She: I wish I was like Sonali Sonera

by BG4 November 22, 2021

daniel shoneye

A beautiful chocolate man with a Greek God body, cute face and absolutely giant cock. He is gay as fuck and loves to be muscle worshiped by the gays. His dick is so big that his ejaculate is so big, thick and creamy! Anybody would want to swallow everything inside of him.

His boyfriend sucking him off: Slurp!

Boyfriend: “Daniel Shoneye, your cock is so big and delicious, I can’t help but swallow everything! Such a THICK SEED!!!”

by DisWapTho December 2, 2021