significant blubber

A large- sized or obese boyfriend, girl friend, spouse, or romantic partner

He showed up at the wedding reception with his significant blubber significant other obese partnern tow.

by Cosmicbloo August 29, 2017

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

Bat Signal

A mass text message or email that informs your friends of an impromptu social event.

Researcher 1: We've been sequencing DNA for 13 hours; I need a ton of beer and a dance party, in that order.

Researcher 2: Hell yeah! I'll put out the bat signal.

by fisdpdt June 21, 2007

signs

1. that nasty feeling in your stomach right before diarrhea

2.the act of shitting your brains out

damn, i got signs...where the hell is a bathroom!

by shnoog December 2, 2004

Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.

Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.

by Carrie A. Chism Delaney, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 25, 2008

Significant Other

Someone you don't have.

Okay you probably do. Significant other is someone that you love, someone you feel affectionate towards. Someone you proudly call yours and also the person who proudly calls you theirs.

How sweet.

Some guy: Hey, you single?
You or literally anyone: I have a significant other. Therefore, I am not single.
Some guy: .....Three-wa-
You or literally anyone: Absolutely not.

by Professional TikTok Ruiner October 27, 2019

Stop-sign Incident

The exact instance when a player realizes he just got played.

When two cars meet at a stop sign containing ex's and their partners commonly referred to as a stop-sign incident}\.

by Draculaparty7530 April 4, 2011