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reverse shotgun wedding 

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.
Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...
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chocolate shotgun splatter 

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

whisky shotgun 

an effective way of getting drunk with a limited budget: prepare a beer for shotgunning, drink a shot of whisky, then instantly shotgun said beer. repeat if necessary.
invented by Rivs and d-bar
"hey barkeep! gimme a whisky shotgun"
whisky shotgun by Aaron Dunbar August 6, 2008

hot bullets of shotgun

A lethal weapon.
You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
hot bullets of shotgun by dj gs68 August 21, 2003

shit shotgun 

to yell at someone and make them feel afraid and worthless
"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"
shit shotgun by ArmyDave September 24, 2006

mexican shotgun 

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.
A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.
mexican shotgun by smcforlife October 10, 2004

canadian shotgun 

Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can. Invented by the men of Delta Upsilon
Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can.
canadian shotgun by Quagmire July 6, 2004