Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.

Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.

by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.

Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.

by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018

mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

by Bigg Body October 3, 2018

sher-shart

The being of the year started out great, then it turned into to shit.

My sherplan didn't account for my sher-shart

by Qstp August 19, 2021

Shart-Up

When one sharts ( sh**s and sneezes) while hiccuping at the same time.

After eating a hearty meal, the man let out a truly loud and nauseating Shart-Up.

by EmperorBethany672 May 25, 2016

Shart Queen

The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.

Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.

Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!

by Eggie Ahoy July 17, 2021