Shane

A jackass.

Female: Omg, isnt that him?
Male: Yeah. Hes a Shane. What a cockass dick.

by pjdraws December 19, 2019

Shane

A motherfucker dickass bitch.

Female: ew its a shane
Male: yeah

by pjdraws December 19, 2019

Shane

Big gae

Me:hey Shane ur big gae

by Ur step dad December 23, 2019

Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

Shane Ryder

Tiny dick... likes fat cock... 4’10 and never works out... eats ass for money

Hey, it’s my boy Shane Ryder, we all know what he’s been up to. ;)

by Shgendicyxbd May 20, 2019

Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

Shane

Shane is a douche but a hot douche. You hate him so much you want to screw even more. With smug smile and punchable hot face and he probably has a huge dick. He sounds like Chad but if Chad was in a Wattpad fanfic. Best thing is he does not feel any attraction towards you and just makes stupid jokes but his girlfriend, Lola, is always mad at you for some reason when you don't even know her like at all. Btw he is super popular and you are not, at all, so you're stuck in a fanfiction

You: ah, Shane is so hot
Shane: you say something?

by I am you but on the internet October 11, 2019