An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
Inspired by train stations and dedicated to the people who are surrounded by and exude shade.
Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.
Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.
Janet : Omg, you guys check out this new face face mask I got.
Susan : It’s not going to help.
Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!
Susan : It’s not going to help.
Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!
by sully_sidethot March 31, 2019
Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.
"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."
by RoseRBlak13 October 07, 2021
THEY ARE BADASSES!! they're not afraid to do anything. So before you go up to talk to them be careful, cause they'll take that stick out of your ass and put a cactus up there.
by slaythedayy3938 August 18, 2022
THEY ARE BAD ASSSSS! before you try to talk to them you have to be careful. theyll remove that stick from up your ass aand put a cactus up there
by slaythedayy3938 August 18, 2022
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 27, 2023
Have you heard of Shade Nocturne?
by RacketyKnight November 01, 2019