Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits

'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'

by park jimin is bae March 31, 2021

1D sexual

when you're gay but you're also in love with all the one direction members.

alex: are you gay?

me: yes

alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?

me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.

alex: hm

by FIN5LINE? April 29, 2021

Sexual shoplifting

When someone rapes a sexworker

Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.

by jayhovanova January 8, 2023

cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

Bennett-Sexual

The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.

David is Bennett-Sexual.

by Harocana July 12, 2022

ava sexual

you ONLY like people named ava

are you straight?
no! im ava sexual

by iloveava1111 July 31, 2022