Second hand

1. (noun)
The hand on a clock or watch that marks the seconds.

2. (adv)
something that had previous owner, like you're the second owner of it, after the first one.

"I prefer to buy second hand because the brand new one is too expensive"

by Little_m0on July 3, 2012

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005

Secondhand Disney channel

When you, unintentionally, know too much about the Disney channel. Because of younger siblings.

Guy: Zach Effron is such a queer.

Guy 2: Who the hell is that?

Guy: The guy who plays Troy in High School Musical.

Guy 2: Dude you got some Secondhand Disney channel going on.

Guy: Yeah my little sister always watches that.

by dylannnnnnnnn October 18, 2008

Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.

"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"

by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009

Second Lining

The act of being second in line to another person, especially in an undesirable situation.

Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.

Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."

by aksival February 4, 2007