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A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
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1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
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Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
Get the Sermon on the Mount mug.Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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