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The Scotsman

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.
by Gfield August 21, 2021
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Ali schuster

by Realguy15 November 23, 2021
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Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly
by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022
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Caterina Scorsone

The most amazing, adorable, talented and hottest woman in the entire world.
She's an actress who played on movies like "The November Man", "Alice", "Borderline Normal" and more.

She has also starred in shows like "Missing", but best known is Caterina from the long lasting medical drama "Grey's Anatomy", in which she plays Amelia Shepherd, a neurosurgeon in the Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital in Seattle.
anyone: "Who's the most adorable person in the world?"

me: "CATERINA SCORSONEEEEE!!!"

anyone: "What keeps you alive rn?"
me: "Isn't that obvious??? Its Caterina Scorsone, ofc!"
by gaymelia June 20, 2022
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The Scots Way

The Scots Way: a set of guidelines that all students of scots college must follow.
Examples of not the scots way:

I incorrectly wore the uniform - that's not the scots way.

I bought my phone to last period - that's not the scots way.

I forgot my PE gear - that's not the scots way.

Examples of The Scots Way: I made a house slander video and everyone loved it - that is the scots way.

Groshis does work and hands in an assessment on the correct day - that is the scots way
I talked back to Mr flood - thats not the scots way
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
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Strawberry Scotsman

The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)
by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023
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Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.
Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.
by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023
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