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scouch

Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.
Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.
by Boba Phat December 17, 2009
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scorch

to deposit felch by mouth into another person's mouth
after he felched me he scorched me... gross
by kel February 14, 2005
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Sponch

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.
Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."
by JBles September 27, 2007
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scoach

(n) a feeling or sixth sense that people associate with cops, parents, teachers, and other authority figures when feeling sketchy, like they could catch you (smoking dosha? yes)

(v) the action of sneaking around, acting sketchy, or trying not to act sketchy

(adj) the way authority figures and weird, pie kids are

this word is interchangable with sketchy, sketch, scoaching, etc.
it is very hard to define and at times means the opposite of itself.
it can be used in place of almost any word.
it can be used to describe almost anything.
"that kid is so scoach"
"i feel scoach about this"
"you are so scoach"
"i tried to like, scoach out of there before anything happened"
"that cop just scoached up on us, scoooooooach"
"this is the scoachest thing we have ever done, by far"
by johnnnnnnn_ August 25, 2009
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Soncho

A cute name for a pet- normally very shy at first, but opens up to you after awhile.
My cat, Soncho scratched me when I tried to pet it, so I will try not to be so aggressive next time.
by Danielle! July 7, 2018
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scoochie

On Line Nickname for a real live person named Thomas "TJ" Walker, JR of Upstate NY. Dubbed with said Nicname in 1995.
Scoochie logs on to a local BBS.
by Thomas Walker, JR November 12, 2003
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Scorch

The act to pin down a foe's arms (to the ground/surface with assistance of at least 2 friends) to immobolize them.
To then proceed to curving your arms into right angles (as if flexing both biceps) and repeatedly pounding and immobolized victim with the pivoting of the body resulting in a sledge-hammer style attack with each arm, relentlessely. This is repeated until the victim is unconcious.

Originally used by serbian hooligans of the Partisan football club firm (krva jebemlica) roughly translated, "the bloody fuckers".
(Verb)

Person 1: "hey....isn't that dean over there? Didn't he touch your brother's balls? Shall we scorch his ass?

Person 2: ........Let's do this........I fuckin hate dean.

*dean gets scorched*

OR

Person 1: I can't believe dean got scorched...

Person 2: yeah that paedophile had it coming to him.
Person 1: yeah....hey there he is now. Let's steal his shit, then scorch his ass.

*dean gets scorched again*

Person 2:........long live serbia.......dean.
by Partisan No.1 June 13, 2009
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