The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.
Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.
by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019
Get the Onion Sandwichmug. Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
Get the cunt sandwichmug. Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread
by UCHEASY April 27, 2021
Get the Cum Sandwichmug. Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.
by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 20, 2014
Get the alaskan sandwichmug. by Zacharachy July 8, 2018
Get the Hairy Sandwichmug. A three-way act of sex. It involves three people, generally involving at least two men, but can be modified so one man, or even no men need to be involved. The act takes place where one person in the middle is performing a sex act (generally) involving the two sexual areas around the hips, the genitalia and the anus. Another person attends to the anus, while the other attends to their genitalia, adding up to three total. The positioning of the trio is the origin of why this act is referred to as a "sandwich".
The main types of sexual acts that usually exist in a fuck sandwich are normally penis in anus, and penis in vagina. This is why the genders of the middle or front of the sandwich can be male or female, depending.
However, variations exist on this to allow the mouth to partake, now allowing mouth to anus, mouth to vagina, and mouth to penis. This allows a bit more flexibility in the genders of those partaking. When any of these acts are substituted in for any reason, this is referred to as a sloppy fuck sandwich, due to the positioning resulting in the trio looking less like a sandwich.
Another solution to substituting in genders is to allow one or more women to wear a strap-on during the act, or the use of a double-sided dildo, or a combination of the two. This is referred to as a plastic fuck sandwich.
Other "recipes" are allowed in this act, so long it follows the basic structure of sex acts occurring in a line similar to a sandwich.
The main types of sexual acts that usually exist in a fuck sandwich are normally penis in anus, and penis in vagina. This is why the genders of the middle or front of the sandwich can be male or female, depending.
However, variations exist on this to allow the mouth to partake, now allowing mouth to anus, mouth to vagina, and mouth to penis. This allows a bit more flexibility in the genders of those partaking. When any of these acts are substituted in for any reason, this is referred to as a sloppy fuck sandwich, due to the positioning resulting in the trio looking less like a sandwich.
Another solution to substituting in genders is to allow one or more women to wear a strap-on during the act, or the use of a double-sided dildo, or a combination of the two. This is referred to as a plastic fuck sandwich.
Other "recipes" are allowed in this act, so long it follows the basic structure of sex acts occurring in a line similar to a sandwich.
Darren's heart was racing. In front of him was Mike, whom he was about to thrust his dick into. Behind him was Fred, who was about to fuck him from behind. He was ready to partake in this fuck sandwich.
Even though Tina only had a guy and a girl to do it with her, they could still partake in a sloppy fuck sandwich. Tina would let Eric take her from behind, while Stacy would eat out her pussy.
Three girls? Still perfect for a plastic fuck sandwich! Penny would take on a double-sided dildo with Nancy, while Wendy would eat out Penny's ass. Time for a fun night!
Even though Tina only had a guy and a girl to do it with her, they could still partake in a sloppy fuck sandwich. Tina would let Eric take her from behind, while Stacy would eat out her pussy.
Three girls? Still perfect for a plastic fuck sandwich! Penny would take on a double-sided dildo with Nancy, while Wendy would eat out Penny's ass. Time for a fun night!
by 9kirby99 March 16, 2017
Get the fuck sandwichmug. The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention
Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019
Get the sandwich postingmug.